Gerald Greensleeves, scholar gnome

Description

Gerald Greensleeves is a scholar gnome.  His specialty is Scottish history, although he is well versed in Welsh and Irish history as well.  He speaks several ancient tongues and is equally familiar with folk tales and customs of ancient Celts.  He will entertain your truly appreciative guests with hours of fascinating tales and histories. Before taking training as a scholar gnome, he worked as a fabric sample at Crate and Barrell for several years before being honorably retired.  He is made of sturdy upholstery samples and weighted with landscape pebbles.  He is stuffed with non-allergenic polyester fiberfill and his flowing beard is fashioned from rug yard. His cap trim is handknitted. He is eager to join your family.